I'm sure you've seen this already, KFC's bunless sandwich.
"The bun-free ("so meaty, there's no room") sandwich features two pieces of bacon, two slices of melted cheese and "Colonel's Sauce" - which KFC officials said is a "zesty mayonnaise" -- slathered between two chicken filets, either original recipe (540 calories and 32 fat grams per KFC.com) or the slightly slimmer grilled version (460 calories and 23 fat grams)."
Jesus Christ. Is KFC trying to kill us? Are they the real terrorists?
That is just insane.